...Chanel 9 is a combination of every bit of dodgy Mediterranean telly you've ever accidentally seen on holiday...
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...The presenters of Chanel 9 speak a bizarre mix of a large number of languages, with regular reference to the unfortunate Chris Waddle...
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...weather girl is constantly surprised that the forecast is 'scorchio'...
(Scorching: adj fam abrasador,-ora)
